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Thank You.
A dedication to anyone anywhere, man or woman, who has ever, is ever, or will ever do anything that may seemingly break me. You have done nothing but contributed to the making of a better woman. Thank you and I appreciate you.
Dear _______, (if you see fit, insert your name here)
Thank you. Thank you for all that you’ve done and all that we’ve been through. Thank you for messing up. Thank you for disrespecting me. Thank you for teaching me what I deserve by showing me what I don’t. Thank you for the good times; they were fun. I know what it’s like to smile. But most importantly, thank you for the bad times; they were awesome character builders. Having overcome them, I know what it’s like to smile harder. I know how awesome I am because I know how awesome He is. Thank you for forcing me to reconnect with my friends and family who I quite possibly had neglected until recently. Thank you for encouraging me to reevaluate my relationships and cherish the ones that are most valuable. I am so grateful. Because this is supposed to be a positive letter, I won’t tell you how much you suck for trying to break me down. I used to pity you and anyone around you for being succumbed to your negative energy, but I don’t anymore. Instead, I’ll tell you this… whoever you are, wherever you are… I love you, I forgive you, and I’m praying for you. I pray that you get to feel even an atom-size of the joy I feel being alone, confident, self-aware, humbled, and strong in Him. With just one atom-size of the joy I feel, you should feel awesome for a whole year! Good luck.
Sincerely, respectfully, and lovingly,
Me
Wow! Good for them for trying, but…
but unfortunately, they still look dumb. Especially Cam… Dame is slightly better, but not by much. Ugh… the state of my people.
PSA: Issue 2
Those of you who follow me on twitter know that the other night, I had a rather interesting club experience. Basically, I was really taken aback by the behavior of some of the women. Now, I’m really big on distinguishing women from ladies and I just want women everywhere to have some pieces of information that will enable them to be more ladylike in a club atmosphere. I like to call it “club etiquette.” Some funny, some not… all real!
Rules of thumb:
- the plastic high heel shoes are not cute… never were, never will be.
- being loud does not make u cute. every1 is lookin at u in disgust not in favor
- ur clothes say more about u than u think… fewer clothes=less self respect. leave sum to the imagination
- smoking ur black in the club does not make u look cool… men don’t dig it and the ones who do aren’t men.
- ur stilletos don’t look sexy if u can’t walk in them… ugh.
- when u toot it up in a mini dress… yes u do look like a ho… justincase u were wondering
- if “thank you” isn’t enough, and you still feel the need to “pay” for a drink that a guy has just bought you, here are acceptable and sufficient payments:
a. if he’s cute, you may pay with your telephone number
b. if he’s not cute, you may pay with ONE dance equal to (or less than) the length of one song, lol
c. if you can’t decide whether he’s cute or not, you may pay with a 3-5 minute conversation. anything longer may ruin your chance of receiving more drinks
– you DO NOT owe him anything more… no matter what they say.
- be sure your clothes fit… everybody cannot wear everything but everybody can wear something. please take heed
- when a guy walks behind you just to get through the crowd and you start dancing thinking he’s stopped behind you… people notice… and laugh. I’m one of them.
- matching your belt, headband, shoes, and plastic jewelry is no longer cool… hasn’t been for about 5 years. just fyi.
Idk
If what’s good for your soul,
Must be good for your body,
But your heart controls both
then what?
hahahahahaha!!!
Weezy posted this on his twitter, lol… hilarious!
and Demi Moore just posted this one…. this one beats that one ^
